Bleach

Bleach, bleach, the toxic solute

The more you drink, the more you puke

The more you puke, the worse you feel

So don’t drink bleach with any meal!

(Except you Trump…Try it first then we will follow…No, we won’t back out, trust us…just one swig on public tele and we will all do it…No we can’t pinky promise because the whole “social distancing thing.”)

*Thumbnail Picture by DonkeyHotey and Michael Vadon