I’m Bad At Texting

I was left on read for a day or three,

“I’m bad at texting,” you responded to me.

That seems impossible, how could that be?

You’re always on your phone, from what I can see.

It’s because I'm boring, that’s freaking it!

Or am I annoying and just full of shit?

You text at work and all through the night,

You text during sex, you know that I’m right.

You’re story is filled with all of your foods,

We know you’re on bumble and sending them nudes.

You hear the loud ping, it’s is sitting right there,

Just answer with ‘K,’ I don’t really care.

Remember this the next time you call,

I’ll respond with a “Fuck You” and that’s about all.