My New Neighbor

My new neighbor thinks he’s a freaking champ. He just shows up in the neighborhood like he owns the place. Everyone says he’s “so adorable” and “full of life.” We freaking get it, he’s a catch. He even has the audacity to pick flowers from the garden and give them to the local neighborhood girls, a trait I wish I had.

But he’s not a big threat to me, because that little punk is only three.